Fight the fish: 7 votes
Run from the lab: 2 votes
Call for help: 5 votes
If Charleston ran or called for help, the freak-fish would no doubt lunge at him and devour him. The only way he could potentially survive is to stand and fight. He adjusted the silver gloves he had put on earlier, and then ducked quickly, pulling a table in front of him. He needed all the help he could get. Unfortunately, his swift action seemed to have startled the freak-fish into attacking. They let out some sort of weird noise, sort of like a garbled shriek, and several of them hit the table. A lot more of them made their way over the table. Some broke their jaws on Charleston's special gloves, and he managed to take out quite a few of them. However, their numbers were too much. Soon, his clothes were in tatters and his body, while much more resistant than a normal human's, was bleeding. He opened his cell phone and speed dialed headquarters, but was too weak to say anything. He dropped the phone, and as he took what he thought was his last breath, he heard someone shout.
"Git off him, you bloody bastard fish! Git off him!"
It was too late for Charleston, however, and he fell into unconsciousness. The fish left him, however, and the man who saved him placed him on a table and tried to dress his many wounds.
An hour later, Land Captain arrived with another agent. He was a nebbish-looking man with thick, round glasses. The man who saved Charleston stood outside the lab, drinking a bottle of beer. He saw the two men, wiped the foam off his mustache, and stood up.
Land Captain was on the man instantly, pushing him against the wall and shouting, "Who are you and what happened to Mister Charge?"
"Name's Edgar. Edgar Koleyna. 'Fraid this is all my fault."
"How so?" asked the nebbish-looking man.
"I'd like to know who I'm speaking with before spilling my guts, sir," said Edgar.
"My name is Robin Banks, and this is the Land Captain. He has a strong sense of justice. Now, what happened and why is this all your fault?"
"I used to joke with my granddaughter, I did. I used to tell her that someday I was going to catch me a fish and teach it how to eat human flesh. When my grandkids would act up, I'd have 'em put one hand in, then the other hand in, and then they'd have no hand no more. I was just joking, honest, but then my granddaughter just got it into her mind to breed fish that could do just that," said Edgar, wiping away a tear.
Robin stared at him. "The both of you do know that there are fish that naturally eat human flesh, don't you?"
Edgar shrugged, "I guess she did. I did, too, it was just my way to joke like that. Never thought it'd see a man killed, which I guess answers the Land Captain's second question."
Land Captain let Edgar fall to the ground, and then he ran into the lab. He came out carrying Charleston's bloody body.
"He's still alive, but barely," said Land Captain, "We need to get him to a hospital."
"Screw the hospital," said Robin, "We need to get him to TYRIS."
Land Captain nodded, "We'll put Charleston in the trunk. It's special. He'll be safe there."
Robin nodded. Land Captain put Charleston in the trunk, and then the trio sped towards the nearest TYRIS office. When they arrived there was a gurney waiting for them. They moved Charleston from the trunk to the gurney, and then went into the building to meet with the head of the office. Land Captain, Robin, and the office head listened to Charleston's tape recorder.
"What should be done about this, sir?" asked Robin.
"While we do not frown upon mad science and its actions in general, when it is used against one of our agents we must take action! Liana Koleyna must be apprehended and her experiments destroyed."
Land Captain coughed politely.
"I would like to volunteer for that job, sir. She's a super-villain, basically, and I'm a super-hero," said Land Captain.
"Your enthusiasm is noted and appreciated, but this woman has a very dangerous fish at her disposal," said the office head.
"Well, I'm the Land Captain. I think I could probably take on some fish, with the right gear," said Land Captain.
"Very well. Report to our research and development department. You'll be outfitted so that you can take this witch in."
Land Captain saluted, and marched out. Robin and the office head watched him leave, and then Robin said, "How much of a chance does Charleston have?"
"He should live. The man would have probably healed eventually if we dropped him in the woods somewhere. With our help, he should be back on his feet within the month. At least, one foot. His left leg was torn up quite badly, and may never be the same even with out help."
Robin nodded, "That's good to know. He's one of our top agents."
"Indeed he is," said the office head, "I just hope that Land Captain can bring in the witch that did this to him."
Should we join Land Captain as he goes to fight Professor Koleyna, or watch Robin Banks as he does BUREAUCRACY?
6 years ago